SMAKATOPS — UNLEASH THE CHAOS

What is a Smakatop?

WHAT EVEN IS A SMAKATOP?

A Smakatop is a tiny red orb-creature born in the deepest corner of the internet, where abandoned memes and forgotten drama go to rot.

When the feed gets toxic enough, a new Smakatop spawns. The more noise the internet makes — the more these little monsters evolve.

One day, the chaos got strong enough — and something woke up. That something was Topper, the first Smakatop. Then more followed. They don't ask for permission — they just appear.

Smakatop Core

A single red orb born from pure internet chaos.

They Feed On:

Hype Memes Chaos Attention Low-effort degeneracy

🩸 Smakatops don't follow trends — they slap them.

Tiny Smakatops Unhinged ones Suspiciously cute ones All of them = trouble

The Origin Story

THE RISE OF THE SMAKATOPS

In a forgotten digital pit full of broken GIFs, lost Discord messages, and screenshots nobody wanted anymore, a spark of pure meme energy formed a swirling red orb.

It twisted.
It hissed.
It laughed.
And then it grew horns.

That orb became Topper — a mischievous, hyperactive creature obsessed with attention and chaos. The moment Topper blinked into existence, meme-energy rippled, and more Smakatops began spawning.

"Take over the internet… preferably in the stupidest way possible."

01

Meme energy accumulates

A dump of broken GIFs and dead chats brews pure meme energy in the darkest corner of the internet.

02

The Orb Forms

Energy condenses into a swirling red orb. It twists. It hisses. It laughs.

03

Topper Awakens

Horns rip through the glow — the orb becomes Topper, the first Smakatop.

04

The Swarm Begins

A shockwave hits the internet. New Smakatops start spawning in every cursed corner of the web.

Why Smakatops?

WHY CHOOSE CHAOS?

Because the internet is too serious. Because crypto is too serious. Because life is too serious.

🔥 Built to be fun-first, always

😈 Powered by raw community chaos

🎨 Designed for endless meme potential

🧬 A whole evolving species — not a logo

🧪 Experimental, stupid, and beautiful

Smakaverse Rule

YOUR MEMES MAKE THEM STRONGER.

This isn't just a coin. It's a living chaos engine. Every post, every meme, every unhinged moment feeds the swarm and powers the Smakatops forward.

Safe Chaos Level: 94%

▸ Not a utility cult. A meme-first ecosystem.
▸ Community chaos isn't a bug — it's the fuel.
▸ Every new Smakatop is a new way to troll the timeline.
▸ Smakatops exist because everything else was boring.
▸ The more you post — the stronger Topper gets.
▸ No roadmap can contain what chaos builds naturally.

The Smakaverse

MEET THE ENTITIES

The Smaka species expands fast. Each one born from a different type of internet madness — drama threads, viral memes, or that one cursed group chat nobody leaves.

THE FIRST CHARACTER

MEET TOPPER — SMAKA #001

Topper is the original Smakatop.
The first one to awaken.
The king of chaos.
The smacker of trends.
Topper isn't evil. He's just… motivated.

HE HAS:

Black horns sharper than your ex's attitude
A tail that acts like a third brain
Four arms that never stop causing problems
A grin that knows things you don't
Zero chill — infinite chaos energy

∞ Chaos Level

#001 First Smakatop

0% Chill Detected

"Feed me attention. I grow stronger."

— TOPPER, SMAKA #001

Smaka #001 — Original

Topper

The original chaos orb. First of his kind. Hyperactive. Hates silence. Lives for notifications. Has black horns sharper than your ex's attitude and a grin that knows things you don't.

ChaosNotifications

Smaka #002 — Tiny

Spitelet

Small, angry, and powered entirely by petty replies and quote-tweets. Always plotting. Never satisfied. Tiny & always in your mentions.

PettyQuote-tweets

Smaka #003 — XL

GigaSmak

A massive Smakatop who literally can't fit on a phone screen. Best viewed on desktop. Way too big for mobile. Does not care. Causes crashes by just existing.

MassiveDesktop only

Smaka #004-005 — Duo

Smaka Twins

Communicate using only unhinged emojis and reaction spam. No one knows what they mean, but it hits different somehow. Always together.

Emoji-onlyReaction spam

Smaka #??? — Ancient

The Elder Smak

Nobody has seen him… yet. A rumored ancient Smakatop said to be born from the oldest forgotten forums. No screenshots. No proof. Just whispers — and a feeling that he's watching the feed. When he appears, the internet will never be the same.

Ancient Unknown Origin Watching ??? Classified

Trust & Safety

SAFE & SOUND

We love chaos, but not with your funds. The SMAKA contract is as clean as Topper's brain is chaotic. Audited. Renounced. Locked.

🔥

LP Burnt

Liquidity tokens sent to a dead wallet. Permanently. Can't pull what doesn't exist.

📝

Contract Renounced

Ownership revoked on-chain. No one can mint, change fees, or rug the community.

💸

Zero Tax (0/0)

0% buy tax. 0% sell tax. Pure trading efficiency. We don't take cuts from chaos.

🕵️

Audit Submitted

CertiK audit submitted and in review. Full public report will be posted pre-launch.

⏳

Team Vested

5% team allocation locked 6–12 months. No instant dumps. We eat what you eat.

🌐

On-Chain Verifiable

Every transaction public. Every wallet visible. Transparent by design, not by choice.

🍯

No Honeypot

Buys and sells work the same for everyone. No trap. No hidden sell block. Trade freely, anytime.

⚡

Solana Native

Built on Solana for near-zero fees and lightning speed. No bridges. No wrapped chaos — just clean, fast transactions.

Utility

THE ECOSYSTEM

SMAKA is more than a meme. It's a platform for chaos. Each pillar of the ecosystem is designed to grow the swarm and reward its members.

🖥️

Smaka Terminal

Advanced chaos analytics. Track meme contagion spreading in real-time across Solana. Charts, holders, wallet analysis — all dressed in red.

PHASE 2

🏛️

Chaos DAO

Governance for the unhinged. SMAKA holders vote on next invasions, character drops, and how to spend the treasury. Pure democracy. Pure chaos.

PHASE 3

📦

Meme Vault

Stake SMAKA to earn exclusive drops: rare character NFTs, meme packs, and cursed digital artifacts. The longer you hold, the weirder it gets.

PHASE 3

🎮

Smaka Mini-Games

Browser-based chaos games. Feed Topper memes. Survive the swarm. Earn points redeemable for rare drops during community events.

PHASE 4

🧬

Evolution System

Characters evolve based on community activity. The more chaos, the more powerful Smakatops become. Your posts actually matter here.

PHASE 4

🎨

Smakaverse Gallery

A full on-chain gallery of Smakatop species. Browse existing creatures, vote on new ones, and submit lore. The universe expands with each new member.

PHASE 3

Step-by-step

HOW TO JOIN THE CHAOS

Four steps. Five minutes. A lifetime of unhinged meme energy. Here's how to get your hands on SMAKA.

01

STEP — 01

Create a Wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare. Set it up, back up your seed phrase, and never share it with anyone — not even Topper.

02

STEP — 02

Get SOL

Buy Solana (SOL) from Binance, Coinbase, or any major exchange. Send to your Phantom wallet. Keep some for gas.

03

STEP — 03

Open Raydium or Jupiter

Go to raydium.io or jup.ag and connect your wallet. These are the official DEXes where SMAKA lives.

04

STEP — 04

Swap for SMAKA

Paste the official contract address below, confirm the swap, and welcome to the swarm. You are now chaos-certified.

Official Contract Address (Click to Copy)

PENDING_LAUNCH — UPDATE ON LAUNCH DAY

The Case

THEM VS US

While everyone else launches another dog or frog, we built an entire chaotic species with lore, ecosystem and purpose.

Feature	Generic Memecoin 🥱	SMAKATOPS 😈
Concept	Copy-paste dog or cat	Original evolving species with full lore
Buy/Sell Tax	2–10% hidden fees	0/0% — Pure freedom
Roadmap	"Tier 2 CEX listing, maybe"	Ecosystem, DAO, Gallery, Games, Merch
Team Tokens	Unlocked, instant dump risk	Vested 6–12 months, on-chain verifiable
Community	"Wen moon?" bots	The Smaka Swarm — Real, unhinged humans
Fun Factor	Low	EXTREME CHAOS
Lore	None	Full universe, 5+ characters, ongoing story

Distribution

TOKENOMICS OF CHAOS

A supply allocation designed for fairness, long-term growth, and maximum meme-fueled engagement. No hidden wallets. No secret "dev stash".

Total Supply

1,000,000,000

$SMAKA

Fixed supply. No mint function. No stealth mint. No secret dev stash hidden in the shadows.

Airdrop Details — 10% of Supply

100,000,000 SMAKA dedicated to rewarding the swarm and fueling chaos.

Community Quests40%

Holder Loyalty Rewards25%

Creator / Influencer Boost20%

Mystery Box Lottery15%

Vesting schedules and snapshot checks prevent instant dumping and keep chaos sustainable.

Allocation Breakdown

Public Liquidity Pool40%

400,000,000 SMAKA — Raydium liquidity & market stability

Staking & Rewards Pool20%

200,000,000 SMAKA — Long-term holder incentives

Marketing & Partnerships15%

150,000,000 SMAKA — Campaigns, listings, influencers

Community Airdrop10%

100,000,000 SMAKA — Quests, loyalty, lottery drops

Treasury / Ecosystem Growth10%

100,000,000 SMAKA — Future dev & governance

Team Allocation (Vested)5%

50,000,000 SMAKA — Locked 6–12 months, no early dumping

The Plan

THE CHAOSMAP

A roadmap but way dumber. Four phases of increasingly unhinged internet domination.

Phase 1 — Birth of Topper

ACTIVE

Domain secured & site launched

Topper — first character revealed

Full lore & Smakaverse unlocked

Community onboarding & Discord launch

SMAKA Token launch on BSC

Phase 2 — Smaka Species Expansion

PENDING

New character drops (Spitelet, GigaSmak, Twins)

Meme template packs & animated micro-lore

Smakatop Gallery — on-chain species viewer

Smakaverse Platform — wallet login & character marketplace

NFT collection launch with in-platform buying & selling on Smakaverse

Phase 3 — Smakaverse Online

PENDING

Community chaos challenges

Character evolution system goes live

Chaos DAO — community governance

Meme Vault staking platform

Phase 4 — Full Internet Takeover

PENDING

Smaka Drip — official merch store

CEX listings (Tier-2 and beyond)

Smaka mini-games (browser-based)

More characters, more chaos, more lore

More stupidity than anyone asked for

⚠️ This is not a roadmap. This is a warning.

The Minds Behind the Madness

THE COUNCIL

A small team of chaotic individuals who thought launching a meme coin about internet orb-creatures was a perfectly reasonable decision.

TOPPER

Head of Chaos

The boss. He doesn't pay us. He just yells and we build.

🧑‍💻

DEV_NULL

Code Sorcerer

Types faster than he thinks. Sleeps never. Has merged code at 4am that somehow worked.

🎯

SHILL_LORD

Hype Beast / Marketing

Posts memes until banned. Gets unbanned. Posts more memes. This is the way.

🎨

SMAK_ART

Visual Chaos Director

Designs everything you see. Survives on chaos theory and cold coffee.

Got Questions?

SMAKATOP FAQ

Topper reluctantly agreed to answer a few questions. Do not push it.

Are Smakatops dangerous? ▾

Only to people who take the internet too seriously — which, honestly, is most people. You should be fine. Probably.

Is there more than one Smakatop? ▾

Thousands. Probably millions. They multiply faster than memes. Each one born from a different corner of internet madness.

What powers a Smakatop? ▾

Chaos, memes, clout, and poor decision-making. The more unhinged the internet gets, the stronger they become.

Who controls the Smakatops? ▾

Nobody. They barely control themselves. Topper tried once. It did not end well.

Can I get my own Smakatop? ▾

Soon. Very soon. The Smakaverse gallery and evolution system are coming in Phase 3. Hold SMAKA, stay in the swarm.

Is this a rug pull? ▾

LP is burnt. Contract is renounced. Team is vested. And also — Topper would never. He needs your attention too much to rug you.

What chain is SMAKA on? ▾

Solana. Fast, cheap, and chaotic — just like Topper likes it. Buy on Raydium or Jupiter.

UNLEASH THE SMAKATOPS

WHAT EVEN IS A SMAKATOP?

Smakatop Core

THE RISE OF THE SMAKATOPS

WHY CHOOSE CHAOS?

YOUR MEMES MAKE THEM STRONGER.

MEET THE ENTITIES

MEET TOPPER — SMAKA #001

SAFE & SOUND

THE ECOSYSTEM

HOW TO JOIN THE CHAOS

THEM VS US

TOKENOMICS OF CHAOS

THE CHAOSMAP

THE COUNCIL

SMAKATOP FAQ

UNLEASH THE
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